Taking the Mickey

American Idol takes you for a ride

What?: American Idol is going to be immortalised as an ‘attraction’ at Disney World. Yes, Mickey and Minnie are moving in the leave-no-licensing-stone-unturned franchise (I can’t see Donald getting through the first round). Unless this involves pushing Simon Cowell headfirst down a water slide, or throwing wet sponges at Paul Abdul in stocks, quite frankly we’re not interested.

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